Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Cash Money Gets Popped!


Bryan "Baby" Williams from Cash Money Records and 17 others from his entourage were arrested for drug and gun charges. The story goes...They were driving down Interstate 81 when they were pulled over by the police for making an improper lane change. After searching the RV they were driving, the police found marijuana and guns. They were charged with possession of marijuana and gun charges. Yada. Yada. Yada. How many times have we heard the story of a rapper getting caught doing the same damn thing? If you've heard one story, then you have heard them all. The point of reported this story is this...one of the people who were arrested was Baby's 18 year wife, Britney. Yes, I said 18 years old! I thought that was hilarious! Why the hell is he married to an 18 year old? Was she legal when he met or did he kick it with her until she turned 18 and then married her? I just thought this was interesting. You can form your own lil' opinion. Here's a picture of the 18 year Young Stunna.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Not the Hogans?!


Apparently, Linda Bollea has filed for divorce from her wrestler husband, Hulk Hogan. Supposedly, Hulk had no idea that his wife filed for divorce. Sounds like Hulk didn't get the memo because he was advised by a reporter that the paperwork was filed on Tuesday. After hearing the news Hulk Hogans reply was..." “My wife has been in California for about three weeks. ... Holy smokes,” Hulk later told the newspaper. “Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.” Man! These people have been married for 24 years and you mean to tell me that they can't find a way to make it work? All I'm saying is that 24 years is a long time and I'm pretty sure with a couple of that whateva' they are going through can be squashed. Come on Hulk and Linda...don't let Hollywood get the best of you. I think they need to take a romantic vacation, let the Hulk put on his tight little yellow skimpies and have a lil' wrestling match together!

Young Buck Robbed?


Thanks to the lovely people at MediaTakeout; it has been reported that Young Buck may have been robbed. According to the report, he was leaving a nightclub in Tennessee when he was robbed at gunpoint. They yanked his jewels and possibly his Bentley. Buck...say it ain't so! This could happen to anyone and I certainly hope this is a rumor. If it is true, my heart goes out to Buck and I hope that he's okay. It just puzzles me how these rappers talk about pistol packing, knocking off domes, etc and get ganked by a average dude trying to get his paper up. If you gonna rap about it be about it. I would have liked the rumor to go like this..."Young Buck was leaving a nightclub in Tennessee when he was involved in a botched robbery attempt. An armed man attempted to rob Buck of his jewels and Bentley but was not successful because Buck pistol whooped the guy until the cops arrived, etc." I guess the picture that I have created in my head from the rhymes that we hear are not always on point. Maybe he should change it up on his next album and rap about some "not so hood" sh*t.

Message From Goddess: Cheating

It's been a long time...I shouldn't have left you. So I know that I have been out of pocket for the past few days but I'm baaaack. I'm sure you missed me. Before I give the message let me say that this is not intended to be a male bashing session. I love men...love them! Don't get it twisted. Okay so, back to cheating. Cheating in relationships happens alot more often than we are willing to admit and I must admit than I'm not completely innocent myself. Cheating happens and it will continue to happen...that's life. But CHEATERS...let me give you a few tips. Consider the other persons feelings. When you are caught just admit it(you are being asked for a reason). If you have a wife...you may want to tell the person that you are cheating with so that they can decide if they want to get rapped up in your crap! Oh yeah and if you are married, it's not cheating it's ADULTERY and that's a whole 'nother ballgame. If you have children, just be faithful...why would you want to potentially mess up their life? Beyonce said it best when she said.."It's just me, myself and I...that's all I got in the end." Now if she would have just added God and family...that would be a great theme song. Nevertheless, life is fast, it's over before you know it so live each day like it's your last, laugh like everything is hilarious, keep it pimpin' and don't sweat the small stuff or other peoples mistakes. It gets better!

Monday, November 19, 2007

I CRIED WITH KANYE TODAY...

Kanye West performed at a concert last night in Paris. He broke down in tears during his performance in an attempt to dedicate a song to his mother. Reading the stories about the death of Dr. West have been sad but I must admit when I seen this clip of Kanye breaking down into tears....I cried. It all seems so real now. This is heartwrenching. Dr. West's funeral is to be held Tuesday in Oklahoma. It's okay to cry Ye, it helps us get through the bad times. That doesn't kill you, will make you stronger. Grab some tissue and take a look at this portion of his concert below:

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Barry Bonds Indictment



Barry Bonds was indicted today for perjury and obstruction of justice for telling the grand jury that he did not knowingly use performance enhancement drugs. If found guilty he could serve up to 30 years in jail. Are you serious? I'm not saying that he should not be punished for committing a crime...do the crime, do the time. What I am saying is that we all know that steroid use is prominent amongst players in Major League Baseball. I'm not saying that all of the players use it but I am saying that Bonds is not the only player who should be investigated. Bonds should have been a mediocre player throughout his entire baseball career...he shouldn't have done too much or too little. He should have did just enough to keep him in the league because eyebrows started raising as soon as he started breaking records and surpassing his counterparts(if you know what I mean). It sounds to me like someone doesn't what to see this brown skinned gentleman succeed. What do you think? Bonds needs someone on his legal team who is not afraid to play the Race Card! Where is the Rainbow Coalition, Jesse Jackson or Al Sharton when you need them?

Fantasia Has A Bun In The Oven?




It has been rumored has it that Fantasia may be pregnant. And the lucky baby daddy is.....Young Dro! Now don't go running around telling everyone yet because this has not been confirmed or denied. Children are blessings so if she is I wish her a healthy pregnancy. But I must admit that I have wondered...with Fantasia's big mouth and Young Dro's cocked eye...Lord only knows what this baby is gonna look like. Fantasia is very talented, don't get me wrong, but she's no looker. I guess it really depends on the day with the right makeup she's a knock out; with the wrong makeup she needs to get out! LOL And Young Dro?! Okay he's a great rapper I can't lie BUT he's not a looker either. He's cocked eye, which I guess could be considered cute if you like a man with a different look. LOL Besides..black love is beautiful...let's keep it going. Either way, I wish them all the luck in the world.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Busta Rhymes and Flipmode Breakup?


According to a recent interview with HHNLive, First Lieutenant Rampage of the Flipmode Squad is stating that him and other members of the squad are squashing their music relationship with Busta Rhymes. He has been qouted as saying "Rah Digga, Baby Sham, Spliff Starr, and myself. We just changed the name of the group and it’s now called FMS…FMS stands for Famous Millionaire Squad." So you mean to tell me that even Spliff Starr ,the hype man, bailed on Busta Bust? He should have kept that gig, at least he was getting a check. I admit I was sadden to hear about another breakup but then I started thinking? When was the last time Flipmode had a hit? Um...never? The best they got is Rah Digga and she is only hot on other peoples songs. Well, now that that relationship is over maybe Busta can spend less time babysitting and more time working on his craft. Busta, in my opinion, is a true lyricist. Give us another banger Busta Bust...we miss you.

Diddy Is A Talker!


Diddy was on The Steve Harvey Morning Show today and boy did I get an earful! Okay so I'm listening and Steve introduces him and that's about it. Diddy tried to turn it into The Diddy Show. I say that because Diddy talked his ass off! He just rambled on and on about a bunch of nothing. Steve and the rest of his crew didn't really get to say much of anything but Diddy did pause in order to listen to the praises he received from Steve and the crew. If I were Steve I would have been like, "You need to shut up and answer the questions that I'm asking you. This is my damn show." Don't get my wrong Diddy is very successful but he's not very good at interviews. He talked about how he pays $250,000 a month to have his picture up in Time Square. Fool! LOL We all know who he is...why the hell does he need to give us such an expensive reminder? And that's gonna have to come down soon if he don't stop making all these babies cause that child support ain't no joke! I also caught a comment in which he said he doesn't have a lot of money but he would be STRAIGHT if he started selling some stuff. That goes back to my last comment..stop making all these babies and you won't ever have to worry 'bout that. The only thing I learned about Diddy from this interview is that he's conceited, he sells alot of perfume and he's about to start selling Vodka. I respect his hustle but what are your thoughts on World Hunger, The War, or Education? Oh yeah that's right he can't talk about that because it's not revolved about him. I think he needs to befriend a brother who has some depth. The rapper Common, perhaps? Because this man needs to know that there are other things going on in the world that may be a lil' more important than him.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Da Brat is F*cked!


Okay, I'm gonna have to keep this one hood. Da Brat aka Shawntae Harris allegedy smashed a bottle over a chicks head on November 1, 2007 while partying at Club 72. Apparently the chick suffered some scars, possible nerve damage and mental anguish. Originally, I wasn't going to report this, which is why this is coming a little late. But now the girl plans on suing Da Brat for some ridiculous sum of money and she is using some big-time lawyer by the name of Willie Gary aka "The Giant Killer". Ewww! Hearing his nickname scared the hell out of me and I'm not the one who caught the case. Now, my point is this....um, where the hell is Da Brat gonna get some money to pay this chick off? The Funkdified money BEEN GONE, I know MTV didn't pay too much for The Celebrity Rap thang and do they still show her Surreal Life episodes? Looks like Da Brat needs to be calling big sis' and her hubby and see if they can break her off with a loan. Lol! Not a loan cause she won't ever sell another record. They just need to give her the chedda' and charge it to the game. Keep ya' head up, Da Brat. You my girl but it seems to me like you need to get back in the studio and maybe do a Funkdified remix.

T.I. is a G!

T.I. has released a statement from his home. He touches on the album he is currently working on titled Paper Trail. He also lets his fans know that he plead guilty. He thanks his fans and spits some knowledge. I don't care if I'm only person who points it out but I just have to say it...T.I is G!!! Dude has on his Playboy-like bathrobe, is burning what appears to be a Stogie and his crib looks oh so plush. Click on the link to hear his entire statement courtesy of StreetCred.com. http://www.streetcred.com/ti/

Jaunita Is Laughing All The Way To The Bank!!!

I wonder if Michael Jordan was still partying like this after he and his ex-wife Jaunita reached a settlement. 17 years of marriage and Juanita is awarded a whopping $168 million dollars! Nope, that's not a typo! I said $168 million dollars. That's a bit under $10 million for each year that she was married to Michael. That's about lil' bit under $28,000 dollars for each day they were married. Okay, I will let it go. I know they say you can't buy love but Damn...I think she will find a way to get over it. Rumor has it that Juanita is dating a gentleman several years younger than her and as you can see Michael is definitely out there having some fun too. Divorce is horrible, tramatic...I wouldn't wish it on anyone. BUT I would have to say in this case it's um, great! You don't just divorce someone of 17 years because you are tired of them. There was alot more going on in this relationship that we know anything about. Nevertheless.. Juanita is a PIMP! She has young man who is probably putting it down in the bedroom and a old ass fool who is putting money in the bank. The best of both worlds! Can it get any better?

Monday, November 12, 2007

Dogg the Racist...?

Man ol' Man. Where do I began? There are lots of things to be said bout this recorded conversation between the Dogg and his son, Tucker. It's disappointing to know that there are still people in the world who have these types of views. It's completely shocking and sad at the same time. It's sad because this man has a very popular show that is watched by millions and is put into a perfect position to use his fame as a way to change the world into a positive place. But does he do that? No! He's stupid enough to take his horrible views and push them onto his family and America. I must say that he really had me fooled. He comes off as a positive person who is God fearing and wants to make a difference in the world but now we find out that he's completely the opposite. And now he has the nerve to go crying on every show that will listen him (African American Preacher in tow) and state how he "is not a racist". Puhleez Dogg! Give us a break. We aren't falling for your bullshit and your wife is just as bad as you because it's obvious that she allows you to say those things around your house and in front of your children. And where has she been since this whole fiasco started? I haven't seen her humongo tits anywhere trying to defend her man. I think his backtracking is hilarious! If America falls for it then we are in worse shape than I thought. Oh and Tucker...follow your heart and if it leads you to Monique than that is where you should be.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Yuuuuuaaaa! Crank Dat Ballet

I was browsing YouTube and came across this. It had me cracking up! Ballet instructors are teaching the Soldier Boy now? This is both cute and a damn shame. Take a look and tell me what you think. Watch the little boy in the front. He is working it!

I Can't STAND New York!



I'm quite sure you are one of the millions who tune into VH1 every Monday to watch "I Love New York". Well, let me be the first to admit that I can't stand her ass! I have absolutely no problem with her being a strong woman who speaks her mind, but she's just a Bitch. First of all, is it just me or does she look like Whoopi Goldbergs' long lost daughter? And when was the last time you watched The View and thought Whoopi was looking good? Not only is New York ugly but her gear is horrible. Her clothes are always too little, she wears a bra that is always two sizes too small to make her breasts pop up. We know they are fake Tif, let it go! Whoever does her and her mamas hair, needs they ass whooped! You know yo' weave is wack when you wear the same wig as yo' mama. I'm guessing she's not making enough to buy a lacefront or a house for that matter cause she's always referring to the set as her house. And don't let me forget, she was dead ass wrong for acting like she has feelings for Midget Mack. She was so happy when he told her about the tragic loss of his fiance so she can drop him like a bad habit. His story gave her an excuse to let him off easy. And if she does that fake cry one more time, I'm gonna throw up! As horrible as this heffa is though, I still tune in every Monday to see what stupid move she is gonna make for the week. New York, Tiffany, Lil' Goldberg (whatever you want to call her) isn't looking for love, she's looking for a check.

A Sad Day In The World Of Hip Hop


Dr. Donda West died early this morning in a California Hospital. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family, friends and the entire Kanye camp. If you know anything about Hip Hop then you know that Kanye and his mother were very close. I am very close to my mother and couldn't imagine living in this world without her. I must admit that I'm pratically speechless. There's nothing I can say to make things better. Keep ya' head up Kanye and know that she will always be up there watching over you. Her spirit will live forever. God Bless...

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Rumor Has It...




Cassidy's Wack Performance:


Cassidy performed at The Metropolis last night in Cleveland, OH and I heard it was WACK!!! Fans paid $30-$60 to see this nigga and his wack ass performed for about 45 minutes. Not only that...he did "My Drank and my Two Step" four damn times! My source tells me that several people two-stepped they ass right to the front door and asked for their money back. Now what kind of bullshit is that? Before you think about going to see him perform save yourself some money. If you like the song that much...download it for $1.99 and listen to it as many times as you want!
That's all I got right now. Keep yo' ear to the streets and holla at me if you hear anything.

Stylin' Tips To Get You Right For The Winter

This season is all about less being more. The concept is to show everybody what you workin' wit without showing every damn thang you got. Styles this season are heavily influenced by the 70's and 80's. So if you aren't quite sure what to wear turn yo televison to Nick At Nite and watch an episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Bewitched, or What's Happening...to name a few. Okay, I'm gonna give you what you been waiting for. Here's my Top Ten list of absolute must haves to keep you fly for the winter.

1. Tights - wear them under a cute shift dress, a long tunic or anything to keep yo' damn legs warm.
2. Peacoat Stlye Coat- this style coat is so playa'. You can dress it down and through it over some jeans with a form fitting top or put it on over your Sunday dress.
3. Skinny Jeans- these jeans are are so chic! They come in everyones size and they compliment every figure. But make you get them in dark denim cause light wash just ain't cute.
4. Oversized Bag- Now this is a must. Your bag can make or break your outfit. The color doesn't matter. Remember your bag should make a statement.
5. Headband-This is the most inexpensive item you can buy to keep you fly! Pull your hair back and leave it down in the back, in a ponytail, or even in a french braid.
6.Oversized Sunglasses- That's for the inspiration, Jackie O. (and I ain't talking bout the rapper)
7.Simple Jewelry- Big and Gaudy jewelry is so lame. Keep it simple such as a simple hoop or stud earring. A dainty heart or cross necklace. A tennis bracelet.
8. Shift Dress- this dress does not get its props! It can be so sexy, it shows just enough leg to make him want to see some more! But don't show too much too soon, you want to be seen as a lady.
9. Booties- these are the high heeled boots that go right to the ankle. Now these are SEXY! Wear them to work, the mall, a night out on the town or even better the bedroom. Ladies, keep these on when you handling business with yo man and make him growl like Eartha Kitt.
10. Satin Tops- This is another all purpose piece. Want to go to the club; wear it with some booty shorts...thats's Playa! Going to church?...wear it with a pencil skirt. Going to work for the man who signs yo' check? Slide on some slacks... You can't go wrong!

Okay, now I've done what i can do to try to get you right. Now take yo' ass to the mall and get on it! If you still come across as lame after my tips...I don't know what to tell ya! LOL Cause I'm still PLAYA!!

Friday, November 9, 2007

What You Know About Straps?



Well, it's seems to me that T.I. may know a lil' bit more about straps than I thought. After reading the "alleged" crimes that the FEDERILIES (FEDS-for those that don't know) are holding against T.I. I couldn't help but think of Melvin Williams' Rules Of Survival; one of which was.."all phones are tapped". And one of my own personal rules...Don't Trust NoBody! Besides we know this snitching shit is getting outrageous! If you want dirt to be done, do it yo damn self! Mane! I really hope these allegations are just that ALLEGATIONS. The more I hear bout this story the more I can't help but to play Devils Advocate and wish, pray and call upon ALLAH...just hoping that this was just one big mistake. Besides...if the allegations are found to be true can they just imprison the one who did it...T.I or TIP?! Keep ya' head up homey. The South needs you, your family needs you and Hip Hop definitely needs you. P.S.....If you read this Mr. Harris...please marry Tiny..now that's a down ass bitch!